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Saturday, 28 June 2008

  • 18 Years Or Older Only

    Anniversaries come and go; one moment you're 18 years-old, the other moment you're 80 years-old. But what importance are they of if they're just bad news to remind you that you're so old that you can no longer have fun as lively as you used to be then?

    Just two days ago, I marked my eighteenth anniversary, where both me and my friends cheer for jy as there's another legal alcohol slusher in the society. What's more, I can legally own a credit card under my own name, insurance policies, mobile phone numbers and so much more.

    Sure, the aforementioned advantages sound good as freedom plays its role here, but don't you think they're just waiting to bring me a whole fraught of problems? Sooner or later, I'd end up running over some innocent old-lady's grandchild while I'm drunk behind the wheel; pretty soon I'd end up over-crediting that credit card and have repo-men knocking on my parent's doors.

    Nevertheless, I promised myself I won't get myself into that kinda trouble, and I managed to find a reason to be happy for me reaching that 18-year mark. What's there to be happy about? 18 years of living in this world of course. I'm glad I didn't get run over by a car when I was 15, and so am I glad that I didn't consume a whole pharmacy's stock worth of Panadols to kill myself before I reach this year's mark.

    Sooner or later, you'll notice that you'll always be glad that you've managed to survive those years, rather than look forward to that legal drinking or driving age. Again, I'd like to wish a million thanks here for those who've celebrated with me, and greeted me too! Cheers~!!!!


    ^The "burfdae boyz" of June...

    P.S. Last night was a bloody fun night, with that insane amount of food and fun, I'll forever remember them. Thanks Boon Yao! And to my dearest Shu Ling for what she has given me, thank you dear! Muax! (Visit http://maxenarte.blogspot.com/ for a full update on the celebrations). 

Monday, 23 June 2008

  • C Is For C30


    ^That's Volvo's concept car for the C30.

    It's not everyday that you get to see something new, neither is it every time that you'd go "oh, is that it?" when you do see it. Just this evening, I was enveloped in pub music, secondhand smoke, pretty showgirls and drunk salesmen as I was invited to Volvo's launch party for their new car - The C30. It's a rather "practical" 3-door hatchback that I've been wanting to see in the metal since it's first preview in Paris 2 years ago.


    ^The three C30s that took centre stage.


    ^Stare at her and you'll be instantly euphoric.


    ^Sexy rump does its trick of getting you high.

    As I arrived at the far side Solaris, Mont Kiara, the banners of the C30 with their slogan of "C Things Differently" could be found almost everywhere. Venture deeper into the area and the launch party at the pub named Garage could be found. Three pearl white C30s took the centre stage of the party, and another sat at one corner showing off its special option of "vinyls" or "stickers" for the car, where you can put fancy designs like Zebra stripes and Butterflies onto the side of the car, which I doubt anyone sane enough to buy the car would do it.


    ^Three musketeers? Guess not...


    ^Side profile of the C30 shows just how sexy a hatchback can get.

    Staring at the three pretty "ladies" in white after a few seconds had me drifting into a deep reverie, as they were just too beautiful. The cars donned in its special bodykit of some metallic "underlinings" (similar to the Mini Cooper's) and the 17" sports rims were more than mere eye-candy. Volvos for years revered as "the safest cars" lived up to their reputation once more as Volvo's trademark design of the "broad and bold" shoulders could be seen on the C30. Before I move on, let me stress that the the car looks way better in the metal rather than in pictures.


    ^Check out them lights, shining like a "candle in the dark"?

    So far, the initial impressions were quite good, as the car in the metal itself seemed far larger than the pictures I've seen before, which indicates some plus points here as "practical" isn't something for cars like these. And guess what? The C30 only has room for 4 adults; not 5 adults, or even 4 adults and one child, let alone 4 adults and a dog. It's made in such a way that there are only 2 seats at the back, so they'd make more space for 2 passengers at rear.


    ^The interior of the C30, with the slim and sexy centre console as your main course.

    Without losing the opportunity to get inside the white ladies, I waltzed across the main stage to have a look on the interiors. There, opening the doors for the first time would give you the feel of premium build quality, and value for money luxury too. Sit inside and the snug feel embosses you, together with the stylish and slim centre console which takes the car's centre stage. Look at the back of the car, and you'll see that it's airier than your granny's greenhouse, because the boot of the car is "totally" made of glass. Shifting around the back to have a look at her rear was purely orgasmic, as the C30's rear lights were as sexy as they can be, together with the ducktail spoiler and chrome tailpipes together with the "diffuser" design. The current 17" rims were not as good looking up close, but there's always the option to change them as you personalize your car upon purchase.


    ^Check out the "broad and bold" shoulder lines of the C30.

    And then there's the bold Volvo C30 and 2.4i badge at the back, which reminds me, the C30 is currently only available in it's 2.4 litre form (similar to its sibling, the S40), and it paces together with a 5-speed Geartronic Automatic transmission, which propels the car to 100km/h in 8.8 seconds, on to a top speed of 215km/h. If fuel prices are on your "worry" list, the C30 averages out with a fuel consumption status of 9.0 litres per 100km, not bad indeed, considering the car runs on 17-inchers.


    ^That's the option of Butterflies as stickers on your C30.


    ^And the more insane sticker option, of Zebra stripes. It's not working...

    One last thing that I almost forgot to stress about the C30 is its high end audio system with 8 4x40W speakers, with a 6-disc changer up front and MP3 and WMA compatibility. iPod lovers and USB MP3 people would rejoice as well, as there is iPod connectivity and a USB interface too! From what I remember, Volvo's sound system has always been high fidelity, especially with Dynaudio's fiddling. So it's definitely something to enjoy if you're after this beauty.


    ^The 17" rims, looks ugly upclose.

    The asking price of this beauty? RM215,500 OTR w/o Ins (On The Road, without Insurance). I know it's a bit steep for a car with only 170 horses, as there's more bang-for-buck with what Volkswagen has to offer in Malaysia (the Golf GTI, which retails for around RM198,888 OTR). But after a short argument with a salesperson, I'd believe that there are just too much charmless GTI's around in Malaysia, and you'd support Volvo's slogan of "C Things Differently" if you'd buy a C30 (to be different from others of course).


    ^Another shot of the interior (not from the party, but a clearer shot for your eyes).

    In my opinion, not many would have this car for their everyday use, especially for this price in Malaysia. But if you're a young and rich executive in your early 30s or late 20s, single as well with a good taste for stylish hatch backs, this is definitely something to go by. Considering that people who usually can afford this car are the executives in their mid-40s. As a second choice, you'd want a Volkswagen Golf GTI, BMW 1 series, Mini Cooper Sport or even an Audi A3, but if you're tired of German and British mainstreams, here's something Swedish! Cheers!


    ^Everything's the same for this LHD (left-hand drive) C30, except that the gear shift's a manual and it doesn't have a clutch pedal, plus the steering wheel's on the right hand side instead.

    ^One last look, and it was adios. I'll miss "her" badly! XD

    P.S. I think I've overdone this casual blog entry, and turned it into a car review instead. Nevertheless, it's here for a reason. Hope you'll enjoy reading it and check out them pictures! XD


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    Add-ons: Here's a video of that funky vinyl option for the C30, just to show you the variety of choices available for the car. (Video from sonny@immerse.com.my, whoever the person is... Thanks!)


Friday, 20 June 2008

  • How To Get Fat...

    Need tips to get you fat? Look no further as you can forget about all those weight-gain hoo-hahs and drinking pure liquid animal lard, as you'll probably end up in a hospital near you. What you need is a bag of Lays Chips and a PlayStation 3.


    ^Bag-o-chips and hand-o-controller, get fat with this!

    For the past few days, I've been sitting in the same position on that recliner chair, getting hours and hours of Grand Theft Auto IV, and eating the same bag of (what some might call garbage) Lays Chips. Truth be told, all this non-movement and laziness has made me fat, and I've no idea if I should feel proud of it. Try it out! If you need to put on weight that is. Cheers. XD


    ^A "gold-mine" of chips? Definitely, heck yeah!

    P.S. I've set up a new blog, more towards social purposes where reader feedback is possible. Do check it out and leave a mark there yea? Enjoy~! http://maxenarte.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, 18 June 2008

  • Spending Time With Her

    It's not everyday that you get special moments with your loved one, and when you do, cherish that moment and cherish him/her as well. Just last night, I decided to take my dearest out for a dinner and catch a movie as well, as I believe steps to a better relationship is to spend more time together.


    ^What I ordered - Chicken and Mushroom-Cream sauce pasta, start drooling if you're hungry. XD

    Dinner at that Japanese Pasta restaurant was great, as the ambience and the food fitted the occasion. But what I didn't really fancy last night was the movie. We didn't really know what to watch, as "Kung Fu Panda" and "The Incredible Hulk" was already on our "it's soo yesterday" list.


    ^What my love ordered - Half-cooked Salmon-Special sauce pasta.

    So what did we watch? "The Happening" of course, with Mark Wahlberg as the main actor. Before I go on, please hear me out. If you're planning on watching a movie, DON'T WATCH "THE HAPPENING". Why? Because it's plain stupid, and a waste of your money and time.


    ^We're as natural as we can get. XD

    Let me explain. "The Happening" claims to be something like a natural disaster movie (which both me and my dearest thought it would be), but it's actually a movie where plants release some sort of chemical to block a human's neuro-transmitters, when blown together with the wind and inhaled by humans, will make humans kill themselves with the fastest way possible.


    ^Again, cam-whoring on the escalators... Uh, nevermind?

    Why do the plants do this? Don't worry, there are no spoilers here, because there's nothing to be spoiled at all. The movie was pretty much a rip-off, as no explanation was given at all as to why such a "disaster" happened, so it'll leave it's viewers hanging in suspense, really. But if you're in for thrilling parts of "suicide", the movie's full of it.


    ^Shu Ling took a shot as I was busy adjusting something below my belt... It was my jacket mind you, I had it around my hips.

    I know now I seem like some movie critic, so I shall come back once again and be myself. Both me and my dearest took the "centre stage" for last night's outing of course, not the movie. So it was time well spent, with a "romantic cruise" on the LDP and a "romantic walk" in One Utama, it didn't really matter. What mattered to me the most was being with her, and I believe you should do the same to your love too! Cheers~! 


  • Semester Breaks To Cheer For?

    Two weeks, fourteen days, three-hundred and thirty-six hours, twenty-thousand and a hunred-and-sixty minutes, one-million two-hundred and nine-thousand six hunred seconds. No matter what the figures are, all of the above have one thing in common - they're all time.

    Since midnight last Friday, that's the amount of time I have before the second semester of A-Levels starts. Before this, I dreaded the days of study, where I had to wake up at a set time, be at college at a set time, and be in classes at a set time. It feels so constrained, as if you're a slave working for someone.

    But now, the semester breaks are here to relieve me of the stressful routine. I feel like a bird that's just been released from the cage of torture, being able to fly out into the open - freedom. Now, I have the freedom to wake up at whatever time I wish, and do whatever things I wish to do. I may choose to go out and rob a bank, or even go out to the streets to help the unfortunate blind people cross the streets.

    But soon, this time will end, and until then all of us "slaves" will have to return to our routine of mental and physical torture. Which reminds me, anyone have any plans this semester break? Like going sky-diving or cookie making? Gimme a call yeah? Cheers!

    8 ways to drive people insane:
    -Put on your iPod or MP3 player and sing aloud to the song while ignoring them.
    -Keep on calling their names, even though they've responded.
    -Make annoying noises, such as clinking your fork on a wine-glass non-stop.
    -Stare at them with a alien manner.
    -Stand in their way, to restrict their movements.
    -Ask stupid questions non-stop, with a stupid look, such as "hey, are you my friend?"
    -Smile at them, as if something's wrong.
    -Prank call the person, or give them a missed call for no reason.

    *Ultimately, you'll notice that to annoy someone, you just have to do whatever it is that has no proper reason to that person, and you're set. *wink-wink*